So, Madonna is rumored to be playing the Superbowl.  Already the loons have come trickling out.  Never one to be outdone, asshole, Bill Donohue (Catholic League) has weighed in on the subject.  The so-called Catholic League’s membership is about the same size as the Westboro freaks, and the group is not endorsed by the Catholic Church. 

“The NFL cannot expect Catholics to be treated any different,” the group writes. “For decades, Madonna has blatantly offended Christians, especially Catholics.” (yea, your point?)

“Her offensive lyrics, lewd behavior and misappropriation of sacred symbols are reason enough. Worse, Madonna has repeatedly ridiculed the heart and soul of Christianity: Jesus, Our Blessed Mother, the Eucharist and the Crucifixion.” (and the little kiddy fuckers)

Hank Williams on any given Friday night in WeHo

Post-Hank Williams Jr., has the far Right also calling for a boycott of Madonna because she supposedly equated John McCain with Adolf Hitler in her last tour.  Wait, I thought Madonna was a fan of old Adolf since she thanked him in her upcoming directorial debut, right?  Hey, if the Dixie Chicks were “traitors”, then so is Hank Williams Jr.

I really want Madonna to perform “4 Minutes” next year with Justin Timberlake.  We could see some live Madonna titty. 

“Like A Prayer” is already rumored to be included in the Madonna Superbowl performance set list.  Bill Donohue is going to overflow his colostomy bag!

Here’s hoping that Madonna doesn’t just dust off her tired Live Aid, Live 8, Tsunami Victims Fund set next year.  If we have to hear one more “Ray of Light” rock guitar performance…